I always… O:
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Shower head that turns water rainbow colors+
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
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I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
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okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.
Hipster cred restoration.
This post is perfect.
LOL.
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Fandom: Twilight
“And with that, I shoved the jackhammer into her pussy. The sound that came out of Anna’s mouth could only be described as that high pitched sound that only dogs (and vampires) could hear. ‘OH FUCDISHIBLITS!’ Anna screamed. I laughed. This thing is awesome! Within seven seconds, Anna came. Before I had a chance to turn the hammer off, she came again when I removed it from her pussy As I smiled down at my handiwork, I turned around to see Edward and Bella in the doorway. I just smiled. ‘Hey Bella. Want a turn?’”
The author’s note at the end of this particular chapter was: I have homework for all of you. I want you to use the word “Fucdishiblits” in your acctual life and tell me about it in a review.
Challenge accepted.
Fandom: Harry Potter
“They say that the sound of Voldemort’s orgasm was enough to kill 10,000 puppies.”
That’s something we have in common.
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Fandom: Homestuck/Lapfox Trax
“Terezi was rather excited though, seeing that The Quick Brown Fox’s dick is none other than an 8-inch long strawberry-flavored Push Pop. She was rather hasty to start licking the rim of the flavor stick, ‘H-hold the fuck up for one sec,’ the piñata said, somewhat tense. ‘I wasn’t ready yet.’ Terezi was rather lost in his action, though. ‘BUT WHY THOUGH >:?’ she had asked. ‘YOUR D1CK T4ST3S D3L!C1OUS. 4ND YOUR SH34TH SM3LLS V3RY L3MONY >:]’ She proceeded to take the entire member down her mouth, holding the Fox’s hands down. ‘No, really, I can’t take it,’ he said. ’I-I-I’m gonna burst!’
He then ejaculated a quart of Fruit Gusher juice, in a plethora of flavors that Terezi enjoyed.”
On so many levels.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nwk231mv1qmzl7to1_500.png)
Fandom: Homestuck/Lapfox Trax
“Terezi was rather excited though, seeing that The Quick Brown Fox’s dick is none other than an 8-inch long strawberry-flavored Push Pop. She was rather hasty to start licking the rim of the flavor stick, ‘H-hold the fuck up for one sec,’ the piñata said, somewhat tense. ‘I wasn’t ready yet.’ Terezi was rather lost in his action, though. ‘BUT WHY THOUGH >:?’ she had asked. ‘YOUR D1CK T4ST3S D3L!C1OUS. 4ND YOUR SH34TH SM3LLS V3RY L3MONY >:]’ She proceeded to take the entire member down her mouth, holding the Fox’s hands down. ‘No, really, I can’t take it,’ he said. ’I-I-I’m gonna burst!’
He then ejaculated a quart of Fruit Gusher juice, in a plethora of flavors that Terezi enjoyed.”
On so many levels.
Almost a year ago we we’re two strangers who met over Facebook. Three months ago we we’re two strangers who fell in love. Happily to say that we are finally “engaged,” as of April 22, 2012.
Anniversary: 01.20.2012
Main blog: whoajohnnyiscool.tumblr.com
Our relationship blog: bryanjohnny.tumblr.com
Facebook: www.facebook.com/bryanjohnny01202012
WAT.
